AW’10 Bums

I’m always on the verge of wearing my onesie outside, but the problem is the bumflap. Or the bumslit, rather, which is what most onesies available nowadays have instead of a proper square flap. My onesies, let me assure you, would have perfect bumflaps (though the space one would have to be zippered, or something, to make it more spaceish).

The bra and underwear might seem a little weird to include, but they factor highly because I have a pissing devil of a time finding bras in my size. At least, ones that don’t look like they were made for Aunt Gertrude in her twilight years. Not that I want anything particularly saucy, mind you. It’s just that my tits don’t require a regiment of doily-plastered inch-and-half thick straps to hold them up. You’d think the reasonable, plain varieties would carry the largest range of sizes, wouldn’t you? You’d think so.
On the other hand, when it comes to underwear, I just want good-quality unfancy cotton, with no cheeky boyshortery, and no named waistbands. You might not reckon, but this also requires some serious exhaustive hunting for never-quite-perfect results.

I tried to make this post appeal to ass men and tit men alike. How nice am I?

More inept guesses at materials:

18. Onesie – Mmm. Ribbed cotton jersey. Teensy bit of wool and poly for warmth and wear?
19. Space Onesie – Man, I don’t know. I think the lighter-coloured one might be softer, thinner, natural  materials, and the darker coloured one would have leather patches, and strange, space-age fabrics.
21. Sup Bra – Layered translucent mesh, and whatever else they make bras out of these days.
20. Eternal Underwear – Cotton.

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4 responses to “AW’10 Bums

  1. angela

    wow ask marian and ye shall receive!
    I especially like the drawers over the leggings. i’m gonna have to try that one of these days. maybe not if the leggings are itchy wool though…
    manfriend hasn’t seen yet, but when he does i think (and hope) he will be impressed by the “come hither” askew sheepy friend.

  2. Sister

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER

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